“Hey Jim, the streets are pretty dirty out there, can we ride very fast?”

“Yes, and let me tell you why, you see if you factor in the coefficient of friction factor derived from the “public mix” asphalt in this geographic location, then divide it by the heat number generated at 34% of the speed you are traveling times the compound density figure of our tires (not James’), then theoretically, we can make it through the corners at a fun speed without sliding too much. Now if you decrease your tire pressure by one pound for every three grams of sand per square foot and decrease your overall velocity by one mph on the entry, then theoretically...”
-a calculated risk